JUL- 1932 Fire and Women's Underwear

"Anyone up for a story?" Pein asked.

"I DO!!"

Everyone jumped as a bush shook, and a smirking Orochimaru with Kabuto popped out.

"Orochimaru? WTF are you doing here? I thought you left." Hidan asked.
"I was spying on you guys. But enough of that! I'll tell my urban legend so scary that you'll all wish you were never born~"

Everyone besides Tobi gulped, as they waited anticipated on what Orochimaru's story is.

" I'll tell my story of the 1932 fire in Japan and women's underwear!"
"...."
"Orochimaru-sama, that is not a scary story..."
"Oh really? It's still an urban legend of Japan. Whatever."

"So this story is about how in 1932, there was a fire at a store department. 14 people died, because they were saleswoman who were forced up to the roof of the building. However, firemen came to tell them to jump but they refused to. Usually, saleswomen don't wear any underwear in their kimonos, so they were afraid to jump down, in case anyone saw them.
This is why women these days in stores are forced to wear underwear if they wear kimonos."

"Uh... Why the h*ll are we talking about underwear? Un."
"I'm already sick of this."
"It may be an urban legend, but of underwear!? Orochimaru, you might as well be strengthening your title as a pedophile." [name] face palmed.

"Wha-!? How dare you! If you must know, I did not come into your room and steal your underwear for the past 2 weeks!!" Orochimaru then slapped his mouth in realization of what he said.

"... So... YOU were the one who took my underwear! I couldn't find some when I went to my closet!"

"Kabuto.. I think we should... RETREAT! RETREAT I TELL YOU!"

Orochimaru had no choice but to retreat with Kabuto, as they were chased to the depths of Earth with [name] hot on their trails for her underwear back.